This response to The Kick-About No.146 began with an earworm—the phrase,‘You’re a bauble, Barbara—a toy—nothing more!’ After that, as is the way with stories, it was a matter of figuring out to whom this scrap of dialogue belonged—and who ‘Barbara’ might be. The resulting ballad, if you can call it that, was fun to figure out and I enjoyed getting to grips with all the period detail.

In common with ‘Leonard Snell and the Spiders’, the decision to use a traditional rhyming structure came from the games you can play with words, and the intensity of character and place it offers up. It was a near-thing, getting this done in time, but I had the pleasure of working again with actor Dan Snelgrove, who was up for bringing this caper to life, and giving voice to its motley crew of characters.



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3 responses to “Short Story: The Bauble (2025)”

  1. So brilliantly funny and charming Phil! Dan of course is a dream, I forgot pretty quickly he was a one man show! I love the music and how it was produced too. I was expecting Bobby had a thing would go boom 😂 X

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    1. Hey big fella – happy you enjoyed it and working with Dan always makes me happy!

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  2. Such a thrillingly paced story, its a seat-belt fastened listening experience. A narrative which takes you right in deep to atmosphere and fascinating contexts with unforgettable characters.

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